i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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