So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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