Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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