And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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