does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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