To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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