she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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