So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
