have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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