Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Do vagina's smell?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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