I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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