Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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