There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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