you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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