So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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