Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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