Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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