Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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