Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Randomize
