Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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