420 ftw
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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