Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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