He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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