I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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