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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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