Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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