So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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