he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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