Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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