I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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