Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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