You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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