My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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