You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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I think I sprained my soul last night
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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