i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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