Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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