My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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