I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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