just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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