You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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