what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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