At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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