This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
