you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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