Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm having to shit out rocks
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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