he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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