considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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