anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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