so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So vagazzling was a success
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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