well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
they need to just BURY HIM!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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