We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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