It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize