i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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