only you would photoshop your dick
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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