so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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