I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
did i walk over a car last night?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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